Taured Debunked

Pt.1: Taured is Catala

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To understand where Taured is, you have to know where Catalan is. Catalan is a place founded by gypsies that exists outside the boundary of recorded history. If you look for Catalan, you won’t find it. It’s only an odd coincidence that it’s liable to actually be in Catalonia if you do, but Catalan geography is irrelevant here. Although it is true that Catalan is a language, in the process of learning it you find out that Catalonia is not actually a real place, while Catalan, on the other hand, is. But then you find out it is called Catala, the end of the word removed (not omitted) in tradition with Portuguese and other romance languages such as French, as France coincidentally borders Catalonia. But Catala could be anywhere. If two Catalas are in one place, that place is Catala.

The ”Catalan zone” is a peripheral limbo populated by gypsies that aren’t consciously aware of who or where they actually are. They’re technically not in Catalan, obviously because it doesn’t exist but are observable from within it. If you were born in Madeira Portugal for example, but had to flee a political conflict, it means Madeira, at least at that point, did not actually belong to Portugal and so instead of being Portuguese you find out you’re an unwelcome foreigner in Africa, which makes you a refugee and a gypsy, which are the people that comprise the entire population of Catala. I didn’t tell you this though, of course. It’s something you overheard. Because Catalonia is a region of Spain at the furthest eastern tip, but the Catala have declared complete independence from Spain along with Catalonia itself, and they don’t speak Castillian. Since Barcelona happens to be in Catalonia, there is communicability on behalf of trade and tourism but the boundary between Spain and Catala in real life is very clear. This doesn’t mean that a gypsy cannot for example have Portuguese friends and identify with Portugal while in truth they are not Portuguese because since the conflict ended their family still lives in Africa while they themselves live in the u.s. and speak English. Then let’s say this person is an old friend and I catch up with her after having been told on the phone that she was never married, she introduces me to her husband in person. This practice is traditional to gypsies accustomed to protecting their assets by denying their existence outside need to know basis. In the same way, knowledge of the very existence of languages themselves are hidden, developed, and protected from external influence by gypsies while on the other hand any language can deteriorate to failed merit. For example if a person starts talking to you like they expect you to go along with a trick or lie and calling them on it earns protest rather than resolution, you realize that person is fried and the language they’re using is at that point in a state of deterioration and probably has been that way for longer than you can correct. The difference between illiteracy and developed language is clear to any literate or illiterate observer but the literate possess the ability and initiative to act. The illiterate observer might be capable of development if you know how to correctly block their reflexive errors instead of feeding them and maybe accidentally wandering into Taured.

The Catalas are known for their ability to establish functional locality and language of their own autonomous volition and there is a parallel that allegedly is accessible from an unknown location in Andora, which is inside of the known country of Cataluna, which geographically sits between France and Spain, and is technically a part of Spain so far as Spain is concerned, but the Catalas will not agree with that and the Spanish are afraid of them and leave them alone because of the upper hand they possess in regard to their knowledge of and interactivity with parallels. Taured is not to be confused with Tuareg, but there is a remote connection because the Tuareg are nomadic and observable from within the Catalan zone, and their dimensional consciousness is open because they themselves are in the process of trying to establish a named territory. Also, in Portuguese, take note that the letter d is pronounced g.

There have been numerous accounts recorded regarding incidents of gypsies/ drifters/ Catala/ Roma/ Tuareg, and of course, pirates, wandering into or by some means encountering established parallels, and even permanently disappearing in to them. Information or discussion of any kind in context to this is banned from our collective local media however, because that kind of movement is simply not permitted here but the Tuared mystery was a temporarily permitted anomaly because the guy needed a medication that formerly didn’t exist in Taured. You see in Spain it is a common occurrence of people that have no knowledge of things going on outside their remote isolated zone, and a guy from the town of Taured can easily have obtained a passport and driver’s license from another Taured under the impression, real or humoured, that the town was its’ own country, because it had been there for a thousand years.

Because of how mystical Eastern Spanish psychology is oriented, it would have been very easy for a small country called Taured to exist inside the country of Andora inside the country of Catalonia inside the country of Spain, taking into context that only two Taureds needed to be mutually confident in the sentiment that Taured was deserving of a passport and driver’s license, There’s really not anything weird about this in 1956, but Spain is similar to other places in Europe like Romania in that disincarnates are free to treat the morally infirm or common unknowing lamen in whatever way they please, which easily explains otherwise nonsensical parts of the Taured account suggestive of impaired perception on the part of security personnel. The obvious key here is the man’s claim of having never heard of nitroglycerin. What this means is that for whatever reason, it was an apparently necessary procedure to fashion a local passport and driver’s license which for some reason would not have been granted or obtainable by Andora, Catalonia, or Spain, in order to obtain medicine he never heard of, before recently.

What the Taured incident accounts posted in YouTube omit is detail regarding what exactly was going on in Spain during the time it occurred. A Taured in 1956 would have clearly understandable motive for passport fabrication and Japanese currency usage as a means of sneaking through Fransisco Franco’s resistance to obtain a desired medication, then return safely home after blacking out lamen rookie security personnel, an area which Spanish Intelligence has known skill in. So following that, it became very beneficial to account for how many people are oblivious enough to now believe that what happened here is proof of the existence of another dimension containing a country called Taured because the collective consciousness of this thought tank would potentially summon it into actual being. Now that Spain is governed under democracy instead of monarchy, this is possible providing enough people are collectively interested in officializing it, you see.

The town is actually called Taull, and is in the province of Lereida. Tahull, Lereida: Taureida = Taured. Give or take another hundred years this place will be one thousand years old.

Since the year this incident occurred was 1956, this means the dude did in fact have the issue of getting back and forth through Franco’s resistance, and having a heart attack on being informed of having to wait for a supervisor was a common reflexive response back then considering the circumstantial severity of Franco’s infamy for killing people who made any mistake translatable as treason, at which point the supervisor commonly translated as executor for the Spanish. But Spanish and Japanese business relations had at this point been ongoing since 1952, so a frequency of Japanese visits would be a believable enough passport detail to produce. And because this businessman was unwavering in his seriousness, the staff dismissed their initial suspicion that it was a joke and decided perhaps this was a new country until he asserted that it existed for a thousand years, which of course was a blackout cue in his hypnosis script.

The detail regarding his criminal check producing no association with any known criminal indicates that Franco’s criminal infamy was either not familiar to Japan or obscured by the fabricated country of origin, the latter of course being the most sensible and workable in either case.

So the question here is Why does a guy with this kind of skill not use it to just leave Spain? The answer is simple. The guy had no reason to leave Spain other than to obtain medicine, but sharing personal medical information with anyone outside your borders was an illegal act of treason so this is how he had to do it.

My father was born in the same town as Franco, El Ferrol. He told me, when I was a child, about this dude that pulled this stunt to obtain medicine in Tokyo which would have been dismissed from collective memory had it not been for the hotel soap which created the mental reference point needed for it to become enigma. He said that the story did not surface in the media until after Franco was dead, but had he caught wind of it, the nitro would have ended up in the possession of Franco’s soldiers while the guy, he’d just be dead. Unless, maybe, his name, like the passport, was also fabricated, which is specifically why this was common practice for Spanish travelers, especially the Catala.

So note here now the correlation between Taured, “tao raid”, and tirade. The literate person reads what’s written here and sees these propaganda videos for the coercive insult they are.